I am now producing hot air in alternative physical formats. Freshly sealed wind direct from R-Soul is now COVID-securishely available for delivery.
My unique methods ensure each unit delivered can maintain a sensory ambiance for up to 12 minutes, (small to small/medium sized rooms only).
Old favourites like 'wet lettuce' and '24hour party lager' are still available due to ongoing demand and my limited edition 'spring time lamb' range is here until July. Exciting new gases include 'mutton blossom', 'chop ice' and 'silence of the lambs'.
I also offer bespoke options so make your dietary request for an extra £33.33 per unit.
PLEASE READ: I am now offering an ECO upgrade so protect plants and that with biodegradable parcel pouches for an irresistable fee of £33.33 each.
R-Soul Stoke On Trent, UK
My bio? Erm, I can confirm there is flesh-meat, jeans, stoicism, molecular particles and holy water. Possibly bone but I
really don’t see the benefit in seeking definitive confirmation so I’m happy to regard it an educated guess.
I am biodegradable except for my balls of steel and heart of gold. These can be easily separated before recycling using my razor sharp wit.
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